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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey

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I can live two months on a good compliment.

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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

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I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of them never happened.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

By Mark Twain
Humour is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

By Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place

By Mark Twain
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.

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Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with

By Mark Twain