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Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. - Notebook, 1898

By Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

By Mark Twain

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

By Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

By Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

By Mark Twain

Don't let school interfere with your education.

By Mark Twain

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

By Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

By Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

By Mark Twain

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

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Do something every day that you don't want to do this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

By Mark Twain

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

By Mark Twain

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death

By Mark Twain

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.

By Mark Twain

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

By Mark Twain

Carlyle said, 'A lie cannot live'; it shows he did not know how to tell them.

By Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

By Mark Twain

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

By Mark Twain

Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.

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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

By Mark Twain