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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
By Matt Groening
Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
By Matt Groening
One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.
By Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
By Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
By Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
By Matt Groening
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
By Matt Groening