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Why are there flotation devices under seats in airplanes instead of parachutes?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Why do they put braille dots on drive up ATM machines?
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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If a cow laughed hard enough, would milk come out it's nose?
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If a Seven-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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How do you know whan it is time to tune your bagpipes?
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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