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The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.

By Ogden Nash

The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

By Ogden Nash

The camel has a single hump;/ The dromedary, two;/ Or else the other way around./ I'm never sure. Are you?

By Ogden Nash

Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long

By Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.

By Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

By Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.

By Ogden Nash

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

By Ogden Nash

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

By Ogden Nash

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.

By Ogden Nash

Nietsche is Pietsche.'

By Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else

By Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

By Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets

By Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

By Ogden Nash

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

By Ogden Nash

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

By Ogden Nash

He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.

By Ogden Nash

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

By Ogden Nash

Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

By Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

By Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of

By Ogden Nash

[In discussing the poem which now might be considered] politically incorrect, ... . . . people felt that way in 1933.

By Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

By Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

By Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

By Ogden Nash

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

By Ogden Nash

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

By Ogden Nash

Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

By Ogden Nash