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It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.

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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.

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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

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There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.

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So little time and so little to do.

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So little time, so little to do.

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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

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I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

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I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' by

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I knew her before she was a virgin.

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I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.

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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

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I am no more humble than my talents require.

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Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.

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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

By Oscar Levant