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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
By Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
By Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
By Phyllis Diller
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered
By Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
By Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing
By Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
By Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
By Phyllis Diller