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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
By Rita Rudner
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with'
By Rita Rudner
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
By Rita Rudner
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
By Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
By Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
By Rita Rudner