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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
By Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
By Robert Orben
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
By Robert Orben
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
By Robert Orben
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
By Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
By Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
By Robert Orben