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The chieftain had been turned into a pumpkin although, in accordance with the rules of universal humour, he still had his hat on.

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The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

By Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies