The Simpsons Quotes

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Police chief wiggum: Put out an A.P.B on Uosdwis R Dewoh, better start with greek town! Detective: Thats Homer J Simpson chief! You're reading it upside down. Police chief wiggum: Err.. cancel that A.P.B! But err bring back some of them errm giro's! Detective: Eh, chief.. You're talking into your wallet!
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Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of justice.' 'It smells like hot dogs.
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Dad! We've done something awful!' 'Did you wreck the car?' 'No' 'Did you raise the dead?' 'Yes' 'But the car is okay?' 'Yes' 'Well run along then
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LISA: Dad, why are you dedicating you life to blasphemy? HOMER: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
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