Tom Lehrer Quotes

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Though they may have won all the battles, we had all the good songs.
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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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