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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake.
By W. C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon -- and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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