Will Rogers Quotes
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
By Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
By Will Rogers
The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
By Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
By Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
By Will Rogers
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
By Will Rogers
The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.
By Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
By Will Rogers
The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other
By Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other
By Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
By Will Rogers
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'
By Will Rogers
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
By Will Rogers
The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment
By Will Rogers
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
By Will Rogers
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
By Will Rogers