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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does
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On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
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