The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
By Wilson Mizner
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
By Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
By Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.
By Wilson Mizner
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
By Wilson Mizner
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
By Wilson Mizner
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
By Wilson Mizner
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
By Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
By Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
By Wilson Mizner
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
By Wilson Mizner
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
By Wilson Mizner
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor unassisted
By Wilson Mizner
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
By Wilson Mizner
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'
By Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
By Wilson Mizner
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
By Wilson Mizner
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
By Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
By Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
By Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
By Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
By Wilson Mizner
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
By Wilson Mizner
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
By Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
By Wilson Mizner
