21 Jump Street Quote
Tom Hanson: You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.
Schmidt: We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.
Tom Hanson: Tough titty. I fucked her, too.
Domingo: What?
Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
Schmidt: Worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson: We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man.
Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.
Schmidt: We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.
Tom Hanson: Tough titty. I fucked her, too.
Domingo: What?
Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
Schmidt: Worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson: We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man.
Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.
Movie: 21 Jump Street
