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Nick: Now, give me the fucking code.
Dwayne: Alright. 69-69-69.
Nick: [pauses]You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Dwayne: Alright. 69-69-69.
Nick: [pauses]You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Chet: [gasp as Nick shows the bomb vest]What the fuck? Is that thing real?
Nick: Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow.
Chet: [angry]And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children
Nick: Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow.
Chet: [angry]And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children
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Chet: Okay, climb through the window.
Nick: You climb through the window!
Chet: No, I'm holding the bag.
Nick: I'm holding the bomb!
Nick: You climb through the window!
Chet: No, I'm holding the bag.
Nick: I'm holding the bomb!
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[from trailer]Nick: [unzips a vest to show a bomb strapped to his chest]Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
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Chet: [singing]Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face...
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Dwayne: What is the one thing this town is missing? I'll give you a hint. It's cash business and it's crawling with sexy bitches.
Travis: Chinese food restaurant?
Dwayne: No.
Travis: Abortion clinic.
Travis: Chinese food restaurant?
Dwayne: No.
Travis: Abortion clinic.
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Nick: [to Mr. Fisher]Now, listen to me... We're obviously, uh, stealing the car! And you won't report it stolen until later tonight, let's say... 5 o'clock. Or 6, to be safe!
Chet: 6: 15!
Nick: Yeah, right! 6: 15.
Chet: Don't even bother calling the cops! We own the cops!
Chet: 6: 15!
Nick: Yeah, right! 6: 15.
Chet: Don't even bother calling the cops! We own the cops!
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Kate: Why did that engine explode?
Nick: Remember that bomb I was telling you about? I kind of typed in the code, reactivated it and put in the back of that guy's van.
Chet: What? That's some John McClane shit! Yes!
Kate: How did you remember the code?
Nick: [hesitates]It doesn't matter. We are alive, and we are rich.
Nick: Remember that bomb I was telling you about? I kind of typed in the code, reactivated it and put in the back of that guy's van.
Chet: What? That's some John McClane shit! Yes!
Kate: How did you remember the code?
Nick: [hesitates]It doesn't matter. We are alive, and we are rich.
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Chet: Okay, what if we saw off both of your arms, slip the vest over your head, than go to the hospital, they'll re-attach your arms. We'll just keep your arms on ice the whole time.
Nick: Fuck that!
Chet: I don't know what to do, man. All these sites have different shit. There's not a lot of consensus in the bomb disarming community. What did they do in the Hurt Locker?
Nick: Fuck that!
Chet: I don't know what to do, man. All these sites have different shit. There's not a lot of consensus in the bomb disarming community. What did they do in the Hurt Locker?
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Chet: Maybe I should just become a bank robber. I'm pretty good at it. Teachers don't make shit. Bank robbers make bank.
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Chet: You wanna fuck my sister?
Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.
Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?
Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.
Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?
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Nick: Remember graduation night?
Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?
Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.
Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?
Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.
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Chet: [trying to pick out the right toy gun to buy and use in the robbery by practicing with it in the store]EVERYBODY! GET DOWN ON THE GR...
Nick: Shhh! Jesus!
Chet: [more quietly]Everybody! Get down on the ground NOW and go get us our money!
Nick: Uh, how are they supposed to get the money when you just told them...
Chet: Go get us our money and THEN everybody get down on the ground!
Nick: Shhh! Jesus!
Chet: [more quietly]Everybody! Get down on the ground NOW and go get us our money!
Nick: Uh, how are they supposed to get the money when you just told them...
Chet: Go get us our money and THEN everybody get down on the ground!
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Nick: [fighting with Chet]You're twins. Did you feel it when I was fucking her?
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[from trailer]Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.
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[during the bank robbery, to a man sporting a handlebar moustache]Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!
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Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!
Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
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Dwayne: You're a cold son of a bitch, dad.
The Major: That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.
Dwayne: That's really fuckin' disturbing.
The Major: That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.
Dwayne: That's really fuckin' disturbing.
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Kate: You're late.
Nick: No, no, I'm 45 minutes late, which is, like 10 minutes early for me.
Nick: No, no, I'm 45 minutes late, which is, like 10 minutes early for me.
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Dwayne: I've been thinking a lot about the 'polishing the scepter' deal. I know that's really not for polishing the scepter, you're just talking about sucking my dick. But I just want you to know that it's going to be mutual. You won't just have to polish my scepter, I will also lick your crown, which is a euphemism for eating your pussy. Ok, well give me a call when you get a chance. Goodbye.
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Dwayne: This is like the Marines. If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind.
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Dwayne: [watching Friday the 13th Part III]I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.
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Dwayne: Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.
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