30 Rock Quotes
Jack: We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!
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Jack: I like you, Kenneth, but you do not want to mess with me right now. I am in the middle of a RAGING PERIOD... of economic turmoil.
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Jack: Every division of the company is reaching out to the middle of the country. Our new mammogram machine is called the "Git 'er Done 2000".
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Tracy: A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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Tracy: Orange and black decorations? Is this Halloween, or Princeton Parents' weekend? I don't know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin...
Kenneth: It's Halloween, sir.
Tracy: Proud it is.
Kenneth: It's Halloween, sir.
Tracy: Proud it is.
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Frank: Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.
Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
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Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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Jenna: It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
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Kenneth: Mr. Baker wants to do everything for himself. I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
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Tracy: What made you change your mind?
Jack: Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
Tracy: Well, I hope he made me an acrosse helmet so I don't get hurt playing acrosse! [seeing Jack's confused stare] Now come on, that's pretty solid for a guy who just came out of an hallucination.
Jack: Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
Tracy: Well, I hope he made me an acrosse helmet so I don't get hurt playing acrosse! [seeing Jack's confused stare] Now come on, that's pretty solid for a guy who just came out of an hallucination.
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Jonathan: Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche.
Jack: I am a douche? [winces] Banks!! [picks up phone] What do you want?
Devon: Did you say it?
Jack: No, I knew right away.
Jack: I am a douche? [winces] Banks!! [picks up phone] What do you want?
Devon: Did you say it?
Jack: No, I knew right away.
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Jack: Moron says what?
Devon: What?
[Jack snickers and closes the phone]
Devon: Moron says what? Jack? ...Jack?
Devon: What?
[Jack snickers and closes the phone]
Devon: Moron says what? Jack? ...Jack?
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Tracy: Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why: it's because the Pope owns Long John Silver's.
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Liz: No, Jack. You were just talking about how you miss office hookups. That is a double standard.
Jack: Calm down.
Liz: I won't calm down. Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
Jack: Calm down.
Liz: I won't calm down. Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
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Avery: Who is number one in your speed dial?
Jack: BlackBerry, Warren Buffett. iPhone, Jimmy Buffet.
Avery: Favorite movie?
Jack: Tie -- The Fountainhead or Uncle Buck.
Jack: BlackBerry, Warren Buffett. iPhone, Jimmy Buffet.
Avery: Favorite movie?
Jack: Tie -- The Fountainhead or Uncle Buck.
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Liz: If I die, my ghost is gonna haunt you!
Frank: Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
Frank: Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
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Jenna: Future husband? Who did you put in your address book as "Future Husband"?
Liz: I have absolutely no idea.
Jenna: Well, whenever I find something weird in my cell phone, I can usually trace it back to last time I was drunk.
Liz: Oh my God, the dentist's office!
Jenna: Your dentist gets drunk with you, too?
Liz: I have absolutely no idea.
Jenna: Well, whenever I find something weird in my cell phone, I can usually trace it back to last time I was drunk.
Liz: Oh my God, the dentist's office!
Jenna: Your dentist gets drunk with you, too?
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Jack: He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
Tracy: It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
Tracy: It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
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Liz: Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.
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[On the phone]
Tracy: Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.
Liz: What?
Tracy: Don't throw a party for vengence. It will turn on you... like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
Tracy: Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.
Liz: What?
Tracy: Don't throw a party for vengence. It will turn on you... like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
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Liz: There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
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Kenneth: Badger, it's another Badger, the third Badger has taken the bait.
Liz Lemon: Why is everyone codenamed Badger?
Kenneth: I thought you said you wanted to do it this way.
Liz Lemon: No, I said I didn't care.
Liz Lemon: Why is everyone codenamed Badger?
Kenneth: I thought you said you wanted to do it this way.
Liz Lemon: No, I said I didn't care.
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Liz Lemon: Word of advice: If the will says you have to spend the night in a haunted house you better hope that everyone else there is black guys and sluts.
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