30 Rock Quotes

Jack: They'll say "Jack Donaghy was the greatest oceanographer who ever lived.And We walrus' owe Him everything for giving Us the gift of language".
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Jenna: Am I trying to instigate fights by throwing wine at people just to get on camera, and maybe also promote my new lifestyle website, Jennas-Side.com? Of course not. I mean, is wine-throwing something that even gets you on a reality show?
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Angie: D'Fwan, glue in the business weave.
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Angie: As you know, my single, "My Single Is Dropping," is dropping.
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Jack: I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.
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Pete: Last time I taught, I was like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society—by which I mean I got fired.
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Jenna: Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
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Jack: Congratulations. According to the transitive property, you just defeated Muammar Qaddafi in arm wrestling.
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[repeated line]
Liz Lemon: Blurg.
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[repeated line]
Liz Lemon: I want to go to there.
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Pete: [Tending to one of three cast members who have been rendered unfilmable for that week's episode] Liz Taylor really messed him up! He might have brain damage.
Liz Lemon: God. Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?
Pete: James Blunt.
Liz Lemon: Ugghh.
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Liz Lemon: What the what?
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Liz Lemon: Where are you headed with this?
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Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
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Tracy Jordan: I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.
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