A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Quote
Hugh Laurie: I don't know why I bother with women. I'd be better off being a…
Stephen Fry: Fruit?
Hugh Laurie: Monk, or a hermit, or something. At least if I was a…
Stephen Fry: Fag?
Hugh Laurie: At least if I was a monk, you know, I wouldn't have to put up with women. You know, women going on and on, who can talk the hind leg off a…
Stephen Fry: Camel?
Hugh Laurie: Donkey. Trouble is, I couldn't live without women. You know, in a monastery the best you can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Chocolate HobNob?
Hugh Laurie: Peace and spirituality. Let's face it; we haven't slept together for years. You know, the best I can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Savoury finger?
Hugh Laurie: A bit of a cuddle at Christmas. And, naturally, she won't let me give her so much as a…
Stephen Fry: [points offstage] Good juicy tongue in the back passage.
Hugh Laurie: Just a peck on the cheek.
Stephen Fry: Fruit?
Hugh Laurie: Monk, or a hermit, or something. At least if I was a…
Stephen Fry: Fag?
Hugh Laurie: At least if I was a monk, you know, I wouldn't have to put up with women. You know, women going on and on, who can talk the hind leg off a…
Stephen Fry: Camel?
Hugh Laurie: Donkey. Trouble is, I couldn't live without women. You know, in a monastery the best you can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Chocolate HobNob?
Hugh Laurie: Peace and spirituality. Let's face it; we haven't slept together for years. You know, the best I can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Savoury finger?
Hugh Laurie: A bit of a cuddle at Christmas. And, naturally, she won't let me give her so much as a…
Stephen Fry: [points offstage] Good juicy tongue in the back passage.
Hugh Laurie: Just a peck on the cheek.
TV Show: A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
