Accidental Incest Quote

Milton: So I check into this dirtbag motel, where the owner's a really, really nice older lady. She treats me like my grandmother. She cooks for me; she lets me stay here for free; and she also appears to be over 100 years old. The only thing is, is that she has to perform oral sex on me once a week on Friday.
Landlady: [in a sing-song voice]It's Friday!

Movie: Accidental Incest

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