According to Jim Quotes
Andy: Hey Jim, Did you know there are almost 800,000 people living in Djibouti?
Jim: Hey look at this, You know what Djibouti's leading export is?... Natural Gas.
Jim: Alright, Alright, Alright, We know this is tough, we are just trying to lighten it up a little bit.
Dana: Well don't, It's not funny. My husband's stuck in Djibouti and he can't get out. [Jim and Andy crack up]
Dana: Stop it. There is a civil war going on, Djibouti could be split right down the middle.
Jim: Hey look at this, You know what Djibouti's leading export is?... Natural Gas.
Jim: Alright, Alright, Alright, We know this is tough, we are just trying to lighten it up a little bit.
Dana: Well don't, It's not funny. My husband's stuck in Djibouti and he can't get out. [Jim and Andy crack up]
Dana: Stop it. There is a civil war going on, Djibouti could be split right down the middle.
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Cheryl: [Cheryl is desperate to talk Jim out of wanting something, and is trying to think of things to replace it] How about... sex with another woman?
Jim: [brief pause] You or me?
Jim: [brief pause] You or me?
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Gracie: Trophies are stupid and all the others are nerds. It's like being with 50 other Uncle Andys.
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Jim: Dana, while Ryan is away I want you to move in with us.
Dana: What's the catch? You gonna sell my baby?
Dana: What's the catch? You gonna sell my baby?
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