Adam Green's Aladdin Quotes
Genarro Russo: We have internet evidence that he pursued being gay... and failed!
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Ms. President: Artists are people who are constantly on the search why people like them.
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Ms. President: Aladdin, are you ok?
Aladdin: I honestly feel like I'm deaf to my own soul.
Aladdin: I honestly feel like I'm deaf to my own soul.
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Mom: See, guys? All the nothingness we've been doing is finally having some effect!
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Ralph: In general, our stance on creative endeavors is that everyone is amazing. So we have a strict no-masterpiece-policy.
Emily: Huh. I can deal with that. So... what's your stance on monogamy?
Emily: Huh. I can deal with that. So... what's your stance on monogamy?
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Uncle Gary: As i said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo: [throws something into a campfire, shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
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Ms. President: We actually don't look at all what we think we do. The lamp is 5-dimensional. In the 5-dimensional view of things, we're all one person, one great person with an invisible string connecting all of our hands. All our hands are actually the same hand.
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Aladdin: Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God = Humans/Nature+Aliens!
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God = Humans/Nature+Aliens!
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Aladdin: Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God equals humans devided by nature plus aliens!
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God equals humans devided by nature plus aliens!
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Uncle Gary: A planet where gender is no longer binary... nor is technology.
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Uncle Gary: As I said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo: [throws something into the campfire; shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.
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Aladdin: In the future, bad people should be encouraged to kill themselves.
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Swedish Roommate: What were you saying before about vaginal theory?
Aladdin: [Drunk and high, having sex with a different swedish roommate]Vaginal theory. Here it goes: A pussy is a vagina that comes pre-moistened, and as it dries out turns into a vagina again.
British Druggie Guy: I'm watching that pussy turn into a vagina right before my very own eyes, mate!
Aladdin: A twat is something a 3-year-old has and a cunt is a mans mouth where a vagina should be.
Cunt: [From between Swedish Roommate's legs]You stupid cunts, cunts all of you! Hahaha, right mate?
Swedish Roommate: Well, technically that's just your perception of the pieces.
Aladdin: [Drunk and high, having sex with a different swedish roommate]Vaginal theory. Here it goes: A pussy is a vagina that comes pre-moistened, and as it dries out turns into a vagina again.
British Druggie Guy: I'm watching that pussy turn into a vagina right before my very own eyes, mate!
Aladdin: A twat is something a 3-year-old has and a cunt is a mans mouth where a vagina should be.
Cunt: [From between Swedish Roommate's legs]You stupid cunts, cunts all of you! Hahaha, right mate?
Swedish Roommate: Well, technically that's just your perception of the pieces.
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Aladdin: I wonder what self-realisation would mean for a guy like me.
Princess Barbara: It'd propably be pretty ironic. What does 'ironic' mean anymore?
Aladdin: 'Ironic' is what comes after modern. Everything after modern is ironic. Including all of E-history.
Princess Barbara: It'd propably be pretty ironic. What does 'ironic' mean anymore?
Aladdin: 'Ironic' is what comes after modern. Everything after modern is ironic. Including all of E-history.
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Genarro Russo: [after obviously getting a blowjob from the princess off-screen]That was the best blowjob I've ever heard!
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Genarro Russo: You all have a disease, and the only thing that will cure it is sucking my dick!... just kidding.
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