Adam Green's Aladdin Quote

Swedish Roommate: What were you saying before about vaginal theory?
Aladdin: [Drunk and high, having sex with a different swedish roommate]Vaginal theory. Here it goes: A pussy is a vagina that comes pre-moistened, and as it dries out turns into a vagina again.
British Druggie Guy: I'm watching that pussy turn into a vagina right before my very own eyes, mate!
Aladdin: A twat is something a 3-year-old has and a cunt is a mans mouth where a vagina should be.
Cunt: [From between Swedish Roommate's legs]You stupid cunts, cunts all of you! Hahaha, right mate?
Swedish Roommate: Well, technically that's just your perception of the pieces.

Movie: Adam Green's Aladdin

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