Aladdin Quote
Genie: So what'll it be, master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?
Genie: [imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
[fixes his head]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[smooches Aladdin]
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
[he returns to normal]
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?
Genie: [imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
[fixes his head]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[smooches Aladdin]
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
[he returns to normal]
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
TV Show: Aladdin
