Aladdin Quote

Aladdin: Limitations?

Genie: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]

Genie: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]

Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Alladdin with really big lips]

Genie: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]

Genie: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]

Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Alladdin]

Genie: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]

Genie: And other than that... you got it!

TV Show: Aladdin

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