Aladdin Quotes
Merchant: [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night!
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Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped.
Iago: *We*? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.
Iago: *We*? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.
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Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!
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Genie: Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]
Genie: Put that bear outta here.
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]
Genie: Put that bear outta here.
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Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell... her... the *truth*!
Aladdin: What?
Genie: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell... her... the *truth*!
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Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig":
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty-bitty living space!
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig":
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty-bitty living space!
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Princess Jasmine: It all so magical.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks, and he really doesn't like flying either... That is, um... Oh, no.
Princess Jasmine: [takes off Aladdin's turban] You are the boy from the market place. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I wouldn't find out?
Aladdin: No! I mean, I was hoping you wouldn't... that's not what I meant...
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin: The truth? The truth... The truth is I sometimes pass myself off as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you tell me?
Aladdin: Well, a prince walking around the marketplace? Sounds a little strange, doesn't it?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks, and he really doesn't like flying either... That is, um... Oh, no.
Princess Jasmine: [takes off Aladdin's turban] You are the boy from the market place. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I wouldn't find out?
Aladdin: No! I mean, I was hoping you wouldn't... that's not what I meant...
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin: The truth? The truth... The truth is I sometimes pass myself off as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you tell me?
Aladdin: Well, a prince walking around the marketplace? Sounds a little strange, doesn't it?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.
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Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
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[Aladdin has nearly drowned, and his unconscious body falls and rubs on the lamp]
Genie: [appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[squeaks rubber duckie]
Genie: Hello?
[sees Aladdin]
Genie: Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life," got it? Okay!
[shakes Aladdin]
Genie: C'mon, Aladdin!
[Aladdin's head droops]
Genie: I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
Genie: [appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[squeaks rubber duckie]
Genie: Hello?
[sees Aladdin]
Genie: Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life," got it? Okay!
[shakes Aladdin]
Genie: C'mon, Aladdin!
[Aladdin's head droops]
Genie: I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
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Genie: [as tailor] First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here.
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
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Genie: So what'll it be, master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?
Genie: [imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
[fixes his head]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[smooches Aladdin]
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
[he returns to normal]
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?
Genie: [imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: [normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie: So don't ask. A-rule #2!
[fixes his head]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[smooches Aladdin]
Genie: You little punim there. RULE #3!
[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
[he returns to normal]
Genie: Other than that, you got it!
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Jafar: Sire, I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
Aladdin: Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future. I am not a prize to be won!
Aladdin: Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future. I am not a prize to be won!
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Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago: Ack! Good grip.
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Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.
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Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: [disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
Princess Jasmine: [disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
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Aladdin: [after Aladdin vanquishes Arbutus] Jasmine we did it!
[he notices Jasmine looks upset]
Aladdin: Jasmine? What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, Aladdin. I know you meant to do the right thing, but Arbutus was not a monster. He was just different.
Iago: Yeah, he was a beast!
Aladdin: Iago! Jasmine, I don't understand.
Princess Jasmine: He loved his garden the way you and father love me.
[he notices Jasmine looks upset]
Aladdin: Jasmine? What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, Aladdin. I know you meant to do the right thing, but Arbutus was not a monster. He was just different.
Iago: Yeah, he was a beast!
Aladdin: Iago! Jasmine, I don't understand.
Princess Jasmine: He loved his garden the way you and father love me.
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Aladdin: You know mother, I kind of wonder why the sultan's going through all this trouble to stop everyone from seeing what his daughter looks like.
Aladdin's mother: Aladdin, don't even think about it.
Aladdin: I know, I know. Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels, blah, blah, blah.
Aladdin's mother: Aladdin, don't even think about it.
Aladdin: I know, I know. Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels, blah, blah, blah.
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Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
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Aladdin: So, three wishes. I want them to be good... what would you wish for?
Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come on, tell me.
Genie: [sigh] Freedom.
Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come on, tell me.
Genie: [sigh] Freedom.
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Aladdin 'Al': [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah, and the party's all for me. / Just look, you guys, at where we are, and how our dreams have come to be.
Princess Jasmine: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. / After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say, "I do".
Aladdin 'Al': I never ever had a real family.
Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
Aladdin 'Al', Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me...
Princess Jasmine: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. / After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say, "I do".
Aladdin 'Al': I never ever had a real family.
Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
Aladdin 'Al', Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me...
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Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty!
Heavyset Harlem: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
Heavyset Harlem: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
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Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff. Street Rat. I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer... Would they see a poor boy? No sir-ee! They'd find out there's so much more to me!
Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
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