Aladdin Quotes
Aladdin: There's gotta be a way out of here. On the other hand, maybe there isn't. On the other hand, no, that's- that's three hands, that doesn't work.
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Jasmine: I was raised a princess, Aladdin, and a princess knows the needs of the people outweigh her own.
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Jafar: Just where did you say you were from?
Aladdin: Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.
Aladdin: Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.
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Aladdin: Limitations?
Genie: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Genie: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Alladdin with really big lips]
Genie: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Genie: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Alladdin]
Genie: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Genie: And other than that... you got it!
Genie: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Genie: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Genie: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Alladdin with really big lips]
Genie: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Genie: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Alladdin]
Genie: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Genie: And other than that... you got it!
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Genie: Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds!
Aladdin: [Referencing to the crowd of guest] Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
Genie: What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...
Genie: [Finally notices crowd] ... hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!
Genie: [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"] I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!
[Runs out of room]
Aladdin: [Referencing to the crowd of guest] Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
Genie: What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...
Genie: [Finally notices crowd] ... hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!
Genie: [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"] I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!
[Runs out of room]
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Genie: [as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.
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Merchant: [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night!
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[Abanazar rubs his ring to summon its Genie]
Scheherezade: Your wish is my command, O Master.
Abanazar: Tell me, Sheherezade... what is it like being my slave?
Scheherezade: Master, 'tis cold within the ring.
Abanazar: Well then, I ought to keep my hands in my pockets more often!
Scheherezade: 'Tis but a *little* thing...
Scheherezade: Your wish is my command, O Master.
Abanazar: Tell me, Sheherezade... what is it like being my slave?
Scheherezade: Master, 'tis cold within the ring.
Abanazar: Well then, I ought to keep my hands in my pockets more often!
Scheherezade: 'Tis but a *little* thing...
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Mechanikles: They are completely at my mercy!
Abis Mal: Ahem. You mean our mercy. Just wanted to make sure that both of our mercies are involved. This is a multi-mercy operation.
Abis Mal: Ahem. You mean our mercy. Just wanted to make sure that both of our mercies are involved. This is a multi-mercy operation.
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Nefir Hasenuf: The ancient prophecies have been fulfilled!
Iago: Oh, oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.
Iago: Oh, oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.
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[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago: You got a problem...
[he trips the flamingo with his stilts]
Iago: ...pinky?
Iago: You got a problem...
[he trips the flamingo with his stilts]
Iago: ...pinky?
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[leaving to go travel the world]
Genie: I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
Genie: I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
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Princess Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.
Sultan: [exasperated] Ooooh! I-I-
[to Rajah]
Sultan: Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.
Sultan: [exasperated] Ooooh! I-I-
[to Rajah]
Sultan: Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
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Genie: What would you wish of me?
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie: The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie: ... the long-contained...
[as SeÒor Wences]
Genie: ... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie: ... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie: Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie: The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie: ... the long-contained...
[as SeÒor Wences]
Genie: ... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie: ... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie: Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
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Jafar: Patience Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh there's a big surprise! That's an incredible - I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprise!
Iago: Oh there's a big surprise! That's an incredible - I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprise!
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Merchant: Ooh, look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Pbbtt! Ah, still fresh.
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Sultan: Jasmine? Jasmine? Jasmine?
[suddenly a tiger rears up in front of the sultan with a rag in his mouth]
Sultan: Confound it, Rajah!
[takes rag out of mouth]
Sultan: So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that over-dressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
[suddenly a tiger rears up in front of the sultan with a rag in his mouth]
Sultan: Confound it, Rajah!
[takes rag out of mouth]
Sultan: So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that over-dressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
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[Prince Achmed is storming out of the Palace after being rejected by Princess Jasmine]
Prince Achmed: Oh, I've never been a so insulted Prince!
Sultan: Achmed, you're-you're not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed: [walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear] Good luck marrying her off!
Prince Achmed: Oh, I've never been a so insulted Prince!
Sultan: Achmed, you're-you're not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed: [walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear] Good luck marrying her off!
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Iago: We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, your highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. I'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives...
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his posessions]
Iago: And how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it?
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his posessions]
Iago: And how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it?
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King of Quirkistan: VIZIER! VIZIER!
Vizier: You have bellowed for me, your highness?
Vizier: You have bellowed for me, your highness?
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[Genie changes Iago into a woman]
Genie: (suggestively) This is a good look for you, and it could be permanent.
Genie: (suggestively) This is a good look for you, and it could be permanent.
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Nefir Hasenuf: The ancient prophecies have been fulfilled!
Iago: Oh, oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.
Iago: Oh, oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.
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Princess Leila: Father, isn't it going a bit far to make everyone in the city stay inside just because I wish to visit the bathhouse?
Sultan: No man I have ever met is worthy to look upon your face, Leila. Until I find a husband suitable for you you shall remain shielded from all men's eyes.
Princess Leila: It seems a bit foolish if you ask me.
Sultan: Foolish? Why if anyone in the kingdom but you dared to call me foolish I would have their head.
Princess Leila: And I do so like having my head. It's nice to know there are some advantages to being your daughter.
Sultan: You do make me laugh, my sweet Leila. You're the joy of your old father's heart.
Sultan: No man I have ever met is worthy to look upon your face, Leila. Until I find a husband suitable for you you shall remain shielded from all men's eyes.
Princess Leila: It seems a bit foolish if you ask me.
Sultan: Foolish? Why if anyone in the kingdom but you dared to call me foolish I would have their head.
Princess Leila: And I do so like having my head. It's nice to know there are some advantages to being your daughter.
Sultan: You do make me laugh, my sweet Leila. You're the joy of your old father's heart.
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Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing!
Aladdin: The genie!
[Has an idea]
Aladdin: The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar: What!
Aladdin: He gave you your power, he can take it away!
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar - you're still just second best!
Jafar: You're right! His power does exceed my own! But not for long!
[he circles around the Genie]
Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake
[His hand turns into a snake and he hits his head with it]
Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all powerful genie!
Genie: [Reluctantly] All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
[Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie brand lightning bolt. Jafar's snake form dissipates and he turns into a genie. Jasmine's raised hand disappear under the sand. Aladdin runs over and finally smashes the glass. Sand and Jasmine pour out]
Jafar: Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!
Princess Jasmine: [to Aladdin] What have you done?
Aladdin: Trust me!
[a black lamp appears at Jafar's base. Jafar is busy conjuring]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you f
Aladdin: The genie!
[Has an idea]
Aladdin: The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar: What!
Aladdin: He gave you your power, he can take it away!
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar - you're still just second best!
Jafar: You're right! His power does exceed my own! But not for long!
[he circles around the Genie]
Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake
[His hand turns into a snake and he hits his head with it]
Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all powerful genie!
Genie: [Reluctantly] All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
[Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie brand lightning bolt. Jafar's snake form dissipates and he turns into a genie. Jasmine's raised hand disappear under the sand. Aladdin runs over and finally smashes the glass. Sand and Jasmine pour out]
Jafar: Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!
Princess Jasmine: [to Aladdin] What have you done?
Aladdin: Trust me!
[a black lamp appears at Jafar's base. Jafar is busy conjuring]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command, to control!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you f
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Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine.
[He takes a bite out of the apple she is holding]
Jafar: A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world.
[He waves his finger and a crown appears]
Jafar: What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
Princess Jasmine: [picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face] Never!
Jafar: I'll teach you some respect!
[She falls back as he raises his hand to slap her. Then he stops]
Jafar: No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.
[Jasmine gasps, meanwhile Aladdin races back into town on carpet]
Genie: [as Buckley] Ah, master - there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo...
Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you stupid blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!
[Jasmine looks up and sees Aladdin in the window, motioning her to play along.She stands and puts the crown on her head]
Princess Jasmine: Jafar! I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Genie: [his jaw drops]
Jafar: That's better.
[He pulls the Genie's jaw up like a shade]
Jafar: Now, pussycat, tell me more about... myself.
Princess Jasmine: You're tall, well dressed...
[Jafar walks over to her. Aladdin jumps down w
[He takes a bite out of the apple she is holding]
Jafar: A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world.
[He waves his finger and a crown appears]
Jafar: What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
Princess Jasmine: [picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face] Never!
Jafar: I'll teach you some respect!
[She falls back as he raises his hand to slap her. Then he stops]
Jafar: No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.
[Jasmine gasps, meanwhile Aladdin races back into town on carpet]
Genie: [as Buckley] Ah, master - there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo...
Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you stupid blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!
[Jasmine looks up and sees Aladdin in the window, motioning her to play along.She stands and puts the crown on her head]
Princess Jasmine: Jafar! I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Genie: [his jaw drops]
Jafar: That's better.
[He pulls the Genie's jaw up like a shade]
Jafar: Now, pussycat, tell me more about... myself.
Princess Jasmine: You're tall, well dressed...
[Jafar walks over to her. Aladdin jumps down w
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Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a...
[the Genie slaps Iago into the air]
Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The genie. The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have.
Jafar: What?
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.
Jafar: You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.
Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie.
Genie: All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a...
[the Genie slaps Iago into the air]
Jafar: Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The genie. The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have.
Jafar: What?
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.
Jafar: You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
Genie: The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.
Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie.
Genie: All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
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