Aladdin Quotes
Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down *his* throat.
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down *his* throat.
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Genie: Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
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Iago: [taking the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
Iago: [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Iago: [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
Iago: [as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago: Ah, go on.
Iago: [as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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Genie: [looks at a script] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
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Jafar: [hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff] You will order the Princess to marry me.
Sultan: [hypnotized] I will order the Princess to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan: But you're so *old*!
Sultan: [hypnotized] I will order the Princess to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan: But you're so *old*!
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Genie: [on the magic carpet] In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! We're outta here!
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Genie: Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?
[kisses Abu's head then coughs up small ball of fur]
Genie: Oh! Hairball.
[kisses Abu's head then coughs up small ball of fur]
Genie: Oh! Hairball.
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Genie: [Jafar releases Genie] You know Al I'm getting really...
[noticing Jafar]
Genie: I don't think you're him,
[reading a script]
Genie: tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man
Jafar: I am you're master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that
Jafar: Genie grant me my first wish, I wish to rule on high as sultan!
[noticing Jafar]
Genie: I don't think you're him,
[reading a script]
Genie: tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man
Jafar: I am you're master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that
Jafar: Genie grant me my first wish, I wish to rule on high as sultan!
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Mechanikles: They are completely at my mercy!
Abis Mal: Ahem. You mean "our mercy". Just wanted to make sure that both of our mercies are involved. This is a multi-mercy operation.
Abis Mal: Ahem. You mean "our mercy". Just wanted to make sure that both of our mercies are involved. This is a multi-mercy operation.
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Iago: There is no food here. This foraging stuff is for the...
Genie: (as a bird) Birds?
Iago: You are *so* droll.
Genie: (as a bird) Birds?
Iago: You are *so* droll.
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Iago: You want to trade with this place? Terrific. We'll import all the pestilence and misery we need.
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Iago: The smoke from the fire stole your hat. Of course. Wake me when something unusual happens.
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[Abu raspberries Prince Razu behind his back]
Genie: Abu! Show a little respect! Prince Razu can't help it that he's snooty, and cowardly, and abnoxious, and CRUEL, AND... ah, go ahead and rasp him!
[Abu makes another raspberry]
Genie: Abu! Show a little respect! Prince Razu can't help it that he's snooty, and cowardly, and abnoxious, and CRUEL, AND... ah, go ahead and rasp him!
[Abu makes another raspberry]
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