Aladdin Quotes
Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!
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Mozenrath: You're just in time to witness the destruction of Agrabah!
Aladdin: [to Iago] I think he needs a girlfriend or something.
Iago: I think he's married to his work.
Aladdin: [to Iago] I think he needs a girlfriend or something.
Iago: I think he's married to his work.
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Mozenrath: You're just in time to witness the destruction of Agrabah!
Aladdin: [to Iago] I think he needs a girlfriend or something.
Iago: I think he's married to his work.
Aladdin: [to Iago] I think he needs a girlfriend or something.
Iago: I think he's married to his work.
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Genie: And your name is...?
Thor: [with a lisp] I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: [with a lisp] Well it hurth.
Thor: [with a lisp] I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: [with a lisp] Well it hurth.
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[to Jafar]
Princess Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of *you*.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] I will have the power to get rid of you. Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww...
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? A-and then... oh, then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop poppa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff...â?Yaaaah! Kersplat!
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
Princess Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of *you*.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] I will have the power to get rid of you. Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww...
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? A-and then... oh, then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop poppa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff...â?Yaaaah! Kersplat!
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
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Merchant: [holds up lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.
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Princess Jasmine: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.
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Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of *you*.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww.
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar: Ah. Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff... "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago: Ewwww.
Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar: Ah. Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff... "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
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[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor]
Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
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[last lines after credits]
Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
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Iago: Face it Einstein, you're washed up.
Icafrak: I may be washed up, but I'm no Einstein.
Icafrak: I may be washed up, but I'm no Einstein.
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[Aladding finds the Genie and Iago in the clutches of the bad guys]
Genie: Don't worry about us, Al.
Iago: Who asked you? Worry, Al. Fret, even!
Genie: Don't worry about us, Al.
Iago: Who asked you? Worry, Al. Fret, even!
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Crowd: Liberation Day! It's Liberation Day!
Iago: What's Liberation Day?
Genie: It means school's out and no mail.
Iago: What's Liberation Day?
Genie: It means school's out and no mail.
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Princess Jasmine: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.
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Aladdin: [hanging from the entrance of the Cave of Wonders] Help me out!
Jafar: Hand over the lamp!
Aladdin: I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
Jafar: First give me the lamp!
[Aladdin throws him the lamp]
Jafar: Yes! At last!
[Grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar: Giving you your reward.
[pulls out a dagger]
Jafar: Your eternal reward!
[Jafar is about to stab Aladdin when Abu bites him, forcing him to drop the dagger; He throws Abu in just as the Cave closes]
Jafar: It's mine! it's all mine!
[searches for the lamp, but can't find it]
Jafar: Where is it? No. Nooo!
Jafar: Hand over the lamp!
Aladdin: I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
Jafar: First give me the lamp!
[Aladdin throws him the lamp]
Jafar: Yes! At last!
[Grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar: Giving you your reward.
[pulls out a dagger]
Jafar: Your eternal reward!
[Jafar is about to stab Aladdin when Abu bites him, forcing him to drop the dagger; He throws Abu in just as the Cave closes]
Jafar: It's mine! it's all mine!
[searches for the lamp, but can't find it]
Jafar: Where is it? No. Nooo!
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Iago: Allow me to introduce...
[Cassim laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.
[Cassim laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.
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Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand - it's everywhere, get used to it.
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Aladdin's mother: Aladdin! Get in here!
Aladdin: What's the matter, mother?
Aladdin's mother: Didn't you hear the news? The sultan's daughter goes to the baths in the city square today. The sultan has ordered everyone to stay indoors and shutter their windows as the penalty for looking upon the face of his daughter is death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels.
Aladdin: Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding cam- who thinks up these things?
Aladdin's mother: Stop your joking and help me put up these shutters.
Aladdin: What's the matter, mother?
Aladdin's mother: Didn't you hear the news? The sultan's daughter goes to the baths in the city square today. The sultan has ordered everyone to stay indoors and shutter their windows as the penalty for looking upon the face of his daughter is death beneath the hoofs of stampeding camels.
Aladdin: Death beneath the hoofs of stampeding cam- who thinks up these things?
Aladdin's mother: Stop your joking and help me put up these shutters.
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Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh... A-A-Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: It sounds like, Here, boy!
[whistles]
Genie: C'mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
Aladdin: Uh... A-A-Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: It sounds like, Here, boy!
[whistles]
Genie: C'mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
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Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh... A-A-Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: It sounds like, "Here, boy!"
[whistles]
Genie: C'mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
Aladdin: Uh... A-A-Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: It sounds like, "Here, boy!"
[whistles]
Genie: C'mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
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Popeye/Aladdin: A wish?
[Under his breath]
Popeye/Aladdin: Wish, wish, I can have a wish huh?
[Normal]
Popeye/Aladdin: Well I wish I was out of here. Can you shows me the entrance to the exit?
Genie: You bet.
[Makes a giant hole in the wall of the cave that has an escalator leading out]
Popeye/Aladdin: Wow, an escalavator.
[Under his breath]
Popeye/Aladdin: Wish, wish, I can have a wish huh?
[Normal]
Popeye/Aladdin: Well I wish I was out of here. Can you shows me the entrance to the exit?
Genie: You bet.
[Makes a giant hole in the wall of the cave that has an escalator leading out]
Popeye/Aladdin: Wow, an escalavator.
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