Aladdin Quotes
[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]
Aladdin: Genie...
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]
Aladdin: Genie...
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]
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RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding.
[activates lasers]
RoboGenie: Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires his laser beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them]
Genie: Armed and dangerous!
[to Aladdin]
Genie: I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
[activates lasers]
RoboGenie: Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires his laser beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them]
Genie: Armed and dangerous!
[to Aladdin]
Genie: I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
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Sa'luk: [after seeing that Cassim is not in prison with the other thieves] He's not in there! You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Because he was not at the hideout!
Sa'luk: He had to be there. Where else would he be?
Guard: [enterting cautiously] Apologies, Captain Razoul.
Razoul the Chief Guard: [with Sa'luk] What?
Guard: Well, the Sultan said he won't be able to sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
Razoul the Chief Guard: What's more important than sentencing my prisoners?
Guard: Why, the wedding. Princess Jasmine and Aladdin are finally getting married.
Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
Sa'luk: Because his father is the KING of Thieves!
Razoul the Chief Guard: Because he was not at the hideout!
Sa'luk: He had to be there. Where else would he be?
Guard: [enterting cautiously] Apologies, Captain Razoul.
Razoul the Chief Guard: [with Sa'luk] What?
Guard: Well, the Sultan said he won't be able to sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
Razoul the Chief Guard: What's more important than sentencing my prisoners?
Guard: Why, the wedding. Princess Jasmine and Aladdin are finally getting married.
Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
Sa'luk: Because his father is the KING of Thieves!
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[Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin; the guards capture him]
Princess Jasmine: Let him go.
Razoul: Looky here, men. A street *mouse*.
[throws her down]
Princess Jasmine: Unhand him,
[pulls off the hood of her cloak]
Princess Jasmine: by order of the Princess.
Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The Princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.
Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
Princess Jasmine: Let him go.
Razoul: Looky here, men. A street *mouse*.
[throws her down]
Princess Jasmine: Unhand him,
[pulls off the hood of her cloak]
Princess Jasmine: by order of the Princess.
Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The Princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.
Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
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[Cassim has not showed up at the wedding]
Aladdin: Where IS he?
[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]
Genie: Hakuna Matata.
[Changes back]
Genie: WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience.
Aladdin: Where IS he?
[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]
Genie: Hakuna Matata.
[Changes back]
Genie: WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience.
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[Aladdin has asked the Genie for a distraction, so he flies in the turtle's face and begins punching it to no effect]
Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head.
[head butts it]
Genie: Boom!
Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson!
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening?
Genie: [commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a brief message.
[the turtle closes it's mouth on him]
Genie: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[the turtle's pupils shrink]
Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head.
[head butts it]
Genie: Boom!
Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson!
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening?
Genie: [commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a brief message.
[the turtle closes it's mouth on him]
Genie: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[the turtle's pupils shrink]
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Thief: [singing] Are you out or in?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?
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[first lines]
Merchant: Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant: Too close! A little too close.
[camera backs up]
Merchant: There! Welcome to Agrabah!
Merchant: Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant: Too close! A little too close.
[camera backs up]
Merchant: There! Welcome to Agrabah!
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Iago: If I'm with you, I'm in trouble. If I'm with the Genie, I'm - Yech! - with the Genie.
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Genie: [as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.
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Genie: If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
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Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!
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Thief: [singing] Are you out or in?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?
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Cassim: You killed Sa'luk. The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point... you're in!
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Genie: Oh look! There's Osiris. Oh Osiris! Osiris could we have a word with you?
Osiris: Squawks.
Osiris: Squawks.
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Genie: [after the villian wishes the deliverer was dead] Let's say that's your last wish, but Genie won't grant it. Genie doesn't kill, Genie rules! Next time you get the lamp,read the manual.
[Goes back in lamp]
[Goes back in lamp]
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Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.
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Aladdin: They wanna make me Sultan. No, they want to make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won.
Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I-I can't wish you free.
Genie: Fine, I understand.
[shrinking into his lamp]
Genie: After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
[angrily]
Genie: Now, if you'll excuse me... *master*...
[disappears into his lamp resentfully]
Genie: Al, you won.
Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I-I can't wish you free.
Genie: Fine, I understand.
[shrinking into his lamp]
Genie: After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
[angrily]
Genie: Now, if you'll excuse me... *master*...
[disappears into his lamp resentfully]
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Cassim: [pressing Aladdin to the floor] You don't stand a chance against the King of *Thieves*!
Aladdin: [grunting] When I get up, I'll *bow* to you!
Aladdin: [grunting] When I get up, I'll *bow* to you!
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[as his face turns several different colors while wooing the Princess]
Popeye/Aladdin: I never made love in Technicolor before.
Popeye/Aladdin: I never made love in Technicolor before.
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Aladdin: Where is my father?
The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
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Genie: I am the flame of the lamp. I come from the nowhere, I go to the noplace, und here I am.
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Genie: I am the flame of the lamp. I come from the nowhere, I go to the noplace, und here I am.
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Merchant: [holds up lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.
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