ALF Quote
ALF: [slowly enters kitchen] The Great Orange hunter stalks his prey. [opens fridge]
ALF: Ah, he sees it. The illusive loin of Pork the most prized catch in the refridgidary jungle. What's this? [picks a note off the food and reads it]
ALF: "ALF don't eat this" Why would I eat this? [throws away the note]
ALF: Ever so deftly the great orange hunter maneuvers his weapon. He strikes. [as he does this an earthquake starts]
ALF: Whoa. Has the hunter angered the gods? Okay, I won't eat pork.
TV Show: ALF
