Alias Quotes
Vaughn: [to the guard] We're old friends.
Sark: Actually, given our shared intimacies with your late wife, I may even go so far as to say that we're family. Mr. Vaughn, your timing is impeccable. The last of my broken bones has finally healed and I sit before you a fresh canvas for your aggression. But before we begin whatever inquisition you're here for, there is a pesky question that's been lingering in my head. Do you mind?
Vaughn: Go ahead.
Sark: Was it the infidelity or the espionage that motivated you to kill the woman I loved?
Vaughn: The woman you loved?
Sark: Yes. Loved. You know, she once actually told me that she longed to love you... but the mundane existence you provided couldn't hold a candle to my passion.
[Vaughn punches him]
Vaughn: That wasn't for sleeping with the woman I was married to. I couldn't care less about her.
Sark: Actually, given our shared intimacies with your late wife, I may even go so far as to say that we're family. Mr. Vaughn, your timing is impeccable. The last of my broken bones has finally healed and I sit before you a fresh canvas for your aggression. But before we begin whatever inquisition you're here for, there is a pesky question that's been lingering in my head. Do you mind?
Vaughn: Go ahead.
Sark: Was it the infidelity or the espionage that motivated you to kill the woman I loved?
Vaughn: The woman you loved?
Sark: Yes. Loved. You know, she once actually told me that she longed to love you... but the mundane existence you provided couldn't hold a candle to my passion.
[Vaughn punches him]
Vaughn: That wasn't for sleeping with the woman I was married to. I couldn't care less about her.
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Jack: In the next 24 hours, Sark should lead us to CRF headquarters. We'll put a tactical team on stand-by. For now, we wait.
Marshall: Who wants to order Chinese? I'm starving. [Jack and Vaughn give him identical stares] Thai? Indian?
Marshall: Who wants to order Chinese? I'm starving. [Jack and Vaughn give him identical stares] Thai? Indian?
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Sark: Gentlemen. Were you expecting a bigger party?
Vaughn: This isn't CRF headquarters.
Sark: You're a genius.
Vaughn: Where are we?
Sark: Nowhere. In particular. And that's the truth. Just a nice place for a chat. Really, Michael. Don't look so shocked. You couldn't have had such low expectations of me. Now with regards to your previous request. I will help you locate CRF leadership. But as always, you must do something for me in return.
Vaughn: Why the charade? If you were going to cooperate why run at all?
Sark: For the bubbly, of course.
Vaughn: This isn't CRF headquarters.
Sark: You're a genius.
Vaughn: Where are we?
Sark: Nowhere. In particular. And that's the truth. Just a nice place for a chat. Really, Michael. Don't look so shocked. You couldn't have had such low expectations of me. Now with regards to your previous request. I will help you locate CRF leadership. But as always, you must do something for me in return.
Vaughn: Why the charade? If you were going to cooperate why run at all?
Sark: For the bubbly, of course.
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Vaughn: [Talking about Weiss' last relationship] When it ended you were all, like, weird.
Weiss: Weird how?
Vaughn: You were building ships in bottles. You built many, many ships in many bottles over many, many months.
Weiss: Yeah, that's called a hobby.
Vaughn: "Hobby"? You locked yourself in a closet for a month--
Weiss: Tell me you don't still think about how I got those ships in the bottles...
Weiss: Weird how?
Vaughn: You were building ships in bottles. You built many, many ships in many bottles over many, many months.
Weiss: Yeah, that's called a hobby.
Vaughn: "Hobby"? You locked yourself in a closet for a month--
Weiss: Tell me you don't still think about how I got those ships in the bottles...
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Sloane: I don't care about her agenda. That woman is a threat - I want her destroyed.
Jack: Your daughter has just been attacked, I understand that. But this is no time to react emotionally.
Sloane: Whatever it takes to find Anna... whatever corners you have to cut, whatever favors you have to call in, do it. But find her. Eliminate her.
Jack: And what about your faith that Nadia will survive?
Sloane: Oh... this isn't about faith.
Jack: Your daughter has just been attacked, I understand that. But this is no time to react emotionally.
Sloane: Whatever it takes to find Anna... whatever corners you have to cut, whatever favors you have to call in, do it. But find her. Eliminate her.
Jack: And what about your faith that Nadia will survive?
Sloane: Oh... this isn't about faith.
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Vaughn: Does this make you feel better, watching this happen?
Sark: It gives me hope that I can still achieve closure.
Vaughn: Guys like you don't believe in closure. That would actually require you to care about something.
Sark: Perhaps that's true. Perhaps all I can hope for is a moment for us all to share. You, me, her. And letting go of all pretexts and subterfuge, we can finally admit the truth. Your wife loved me. Not even death can change that. Do it. Open it.
Vaughn: You want your moment? Take it.
[Lauren's coffin is opened and Sark begins to unzip the cover over her chest, to see her bullet wounds]
Vaughn: Stop.
Sark: My agreement, Mr. Vaughn, allows for this. A perfect triangular pattern, consistent with CIA training. It was you. You did this.
Vaughn: Yes, I did.
Sark: I'll take you to CRF. But I want you to face what you did. I want you to look at her.
Sark: It gives me hope that I can still achieve closure.
Vaughn: Guys like you don't believe in closure. That would actually require you to care about something.
Sark: Perhaps that's true. Perhaps all I can hope for is a moment for us all to share. You, me, her. And letting go of all pretexts and subterfuge, we can finally admit the truth. Your wife loved me. Not even death can change that. Do it. Open it.
Vaughn: You want your moment? Take it.
[Lauren's coffin is opened and Sark begins to unzip the cover over her chest, to see her bullet wounds]
Vaughn: Stop.
Sark: My agreement, Mr. Vaughn, allows for this. A perfect triangular pattern, consistent with CIA training. It was you. You did this.
Vaughn: Yes, I did.
Sark: I'll take you to CRF. But I want you to face what you did. I want you to look at her.
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Anna: When I heard of a young man so ruthless in his shifting allegiances that he killed his own father...I thought, "This is a man I am fated to work with."
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Sark: I gave you my word, Mr. Vaughn. Am I to take it that you don't trust me?
Vaughn: You're about to betray one of your former partners; it doesn't really instill faith in your loyalty.
Sark: My past infidelities are just that; mistakes I've learned from... repented for. I've become a trustworthy man.
Vaughn: You're about to betray one of your former partners; it doesn't really instill faith in your loyalty.
Sark: My past infidelities are just that; mistakes I've learned from... repented for. I've become a trustworthy man.
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Sloane: Among the items retrieved was the Blackwell index.
Weiss: Blackwell? What is this, worst dressed list?
Weiss: Blackwell? What is this, worst dressed list?
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Nadia: I had no idea what to expect from tonight. I've never celebrated anything with family before. And I wasn't even sure I wanted to, but Sydney insisted. Now I see what I've been missing all these years... the chance to know my family for the kind of people they really are.
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Sloane: The Chinese have a saying: "Once joy scatters a thousand griefs." So it is in that spirit that I wish you, Nadia, the same joy that you bring to me every day. I never dreamed that something so precious would come into my life. Because of you, I am a changed man.
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Sam: So how do I know you’re not one of the bad guys?
Sydney: If I was one of the bad guys, you would already be dead.
Sydney: If I was one of the bad guys, you would already be dead.
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Nadia: Marshall.
Marshall: Hey, did you hear the news? I get to run an initial analysis on the Hydrosek this afternoon - I love level four biohazard toxins.
Marshall: Hey, did you hear the news? I get to run an initial analysis on the Hydrosek this afternoon - I love level four biohazard toxins.
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Marshall: The good thing, slash, bad thing about living in Austria, smoking is not prohibited. Ergo you have just developed a smoking habit. [offers Sydney a cigarette]
Sydney: No, thanks.
Marshall: Good answer, just checking. It is actually a mag strip encoder.
Sydney: No, thanks.
Marshall: Good answer, just checking. It is actually a mag strip encoder.
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Marshall: Signature plus...password...plus a little Flinkman secret sauce...Nice. Bow before me and weep, encryption gods.
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[Attempting to decode Vaughn's dad's secret journal]
Sydney: Give me the pen? What if these aren't operation names?
Vaughn: What are you doing?
Sydney: Substitiution cipher.
Vaughn: Okay, how'd you see that?
Sydney: My father used to encrypt my crossword puzzles when I was a kid [Vaughn snorts, she looks up] The least of my childhood dysfunctions.
Sydney: Give me the pen? What if these aren't operation names?
Vaughn: What are you doing?
Sydney: Substitiution cipher.
Vaughn: Okay, how'd you see that?
Sydney: My father used to encrypt my crossword puzzles when I was a kid [Vaughn snorts, she looks up] The least of my childhood dysfunctions.
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Sydney: Do you know how hard it is to maintain cover while dancing the salsa in three-inch heels?
Vaughn: Actually, I do, but let's not go into that.
Vaughn: Actually, I do, but let's not go into that.
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Marshall: Not really a policy, per se. More of a been-burned-by-too-many-fly-by-night-terrorists-to-trust-them sort of thing. You know, one day they say, 'We'll pay gold,' the next they say, 'Did we say gold? We meant goats--'"
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Jack: [on the phone] What's your status?
Marshall: Well, it's really hot here, and everyone keeps calling me Chongo.
Marshall: Well, it's really hot here, and everyone keeps calling me Chongo.
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[Marshall has accidentally shot a man; they need the man's eyes for a retinal scan. Marshall digs into one eye with a letter opener]
Marshall: Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
Jack: [via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
Marshall: I've got a spork.
Jack: What's a spork?
Marshall: It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?
Jack: That will work.
Marshall: Oh God. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
Jack: [via cell phone] That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
Marshall: I've got a spork.
Jack: What's a spork?
Marshall: It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?
Jack: That will work.
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Marshall: [singing a lullaby] Hush, little Mitchell, don't you cry. Daddy's gonna teach you 'bout lanthanides. Cerium's first, yes it leads the way. Hexagonal structure and it's iron gray. Praseodymium is next and it looks like brass...
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Sabrina: Can't we just unplug it, or something?
Vaughn: Yeah, sure, if you don't mind blowing it up and killing us both in the process...
Vaughn: Yeah, sure, if you don't mind blowing it up and killing us both in the process...
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Sydney: We give Roberts the coil and put him into play. He makes an exchange, we track the coil back to Arvin Clone.
[Sloane looks at Sydney; Marshall laughs.]
Sydney: Sorry, that's what we've been calling him.
Weiss: Yeah, also, uh, Marvin Sloane... The Rolling Sloanes...
[Sloane looks at Sydney; Marshall laughs.]
Sydney: Sorry, that's what we've been calling him.
Weiss: Yeah, also, uh, Marvin Sloane... The Rolling Sloanes...
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Sydney: The man, the impostor- everything about him is Sloane. His clothes, his posture, the way he looked at me, it's the way you look at me.
Sloane: And how is that Sydney?
Sydney: Let's just say it's equally disturbing.
Sloane: And how is that Sydney?
Sydney: Let's just say it's equally disturbing.
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Jack: Coordinate an in-country rendezvous with Sloane at twelve hundred hours.
Weiss: Jack, it's me. You can say 'noon'.
Jack: Just do it!
Weiss: Jack, it's me. You can say 'noon'.
Jack: Just do it!
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Sloane: Hello. Who's the man misrepresenting me?
Carter: It's Arvin Sloane
Sloane: I am Arvin Sloane. Do you know what this is? What you've done?
Carter: What the hell do you want?
Sloane: Do you understand what you're dealing with here and for what?
Carter: Yes he told me. Mr. Sloane...
Sloane: Listen to me don't make me tell you again who I am. You Fool.
Carter: He told me...he told me I could live forever.
Sloane: NOOO!!! Is that what you think this is about? Immortality? You bought a rumor, you simple-minded dilettante! The mystery, the true secrets of these creations, will always be held back from you, the unworthy!
Carter: It's Arvin Sloane
Sloane: I am Arvin Sloane. Do you know what this is? What you've done?
Carter: What the hell do you want?
Sloane: Do you understand what you're dealing with here and for what?
Carter: Yes he told me. Mr. Sloane...
Sloane: Listen to me don't make me tell you again who I am. You Fool.
Carter: He told me...he told me I could live forever.
Sloane: NOOO!!! Is that what you think this is about? Immortality? You bought a rumor, you simple-minded dilettante! The mystery, the true secrets of these creations, will always be held back from you, the unworthy!
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