All American Christmas Carol Quotes
Rat Tail Randy: Your mouth's sayin' Don't but your body's sayin' Don't stop.
Movie: All American Christmas Carol
Cindy Wegman: So I'm gonna... uh, I'm gonna go for a ride with Randy. I just need to feel the wind in my hair and-and mourn the loss of your dead daddy, okay?
Movie: All American Christmas Carol
Bob: You missed the whole play.
Cindy Wegman: I did?
Bob: Yeah.
Cindy Wegman: The credits rollin'?
Cindy Wegman: I did?
Bob: Yeah.
Cindy Wegman: The credits rollin'?
Movie: All American Christmas Carol
Stage Hand: Hey, Wegman, your mom's finally here.
Harley: How do YOU know?
Stage Hand: 'Cause the smell of booze and used condoms just filled the air. Oh, wait... she's never even used a condom before.
Harley: How do YOU know?
Stage Hand: 'Cause the smell of booze and used condoms just filled the air. Oh, wait... she's never even used a condom before.
Movie: All American Christmas Carol
Wayne: Do you love me?
Cindy Wegman: If Wink wasn't here, I'd show you just how much.
Mr. Wink: Don't mind me.
Cindy Wegman: If Wink wasn't here, I'd show you just how much.
Mr. Wink: Don't mind me.
Movie: All American Christmas Carol
Cindy Wegman: I don't trust no man who wants to get dressed in a costume and put little kids on his lap.
Movie: All American Christmas Carol