All Grown Up! Quotes
[Chuckie's story is called "Gideon", the story who is named after the warrior]
Chuckie: Hi, Kimi! "Gideon" is one of my books.
Kimi: What's the story about, did you know, Chuckie?
Chuckie: It's about a warrior who met an angel of God, and Gideon defeated by the hairy Midianites, Gideon knew it was hard to believe in.
Kimi: Wow!
Chuckie: Hi, Kimi! "Gideon" is one of my books.
Kimi: What's the story about, did you know, Chuckie?
Chuckie: It's about a warrior who met an angel of God, and Gideon defeated by the hairy Midianites, Gideon knew it was hard to believe in.
Kimi: Wow!
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Angelica: Summer ain't over until the fat lady sings and gets the lead in the camp musical. Phat with a 'ph' that is.
Susie: I see your ego is fat with a capital F.
Susie: I see your ego is fat with a capital F.
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Charlotte: I just had a kidney surgery.
Stu: I never knew a kidney surgery was on her face.
Stu: I never knew a kidney surgery was on her face.
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Chuckie: I refuse to come home until I find one thing I'm good at! But don't quote me on that.
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Tommy: What's the rush? We got a whole week.
Chuckie: An asparagus got swallowed by a whale in Denver,Historically speaking, not a lot of time for a Finster to find his talent. It took my dad seventeen years to realize he could whistle in three octaves, and he wasted his whole childhood not knowing he had a gift. That is not going to happen to me!
Chuckie: An asparagus got swallowed by a whale in Denver,Historically speaking, not a lot of time for a Finster to find his talent. It took my dad seventeen years to realize he could whistle in three octaves, and he wasted his whole childhood not knowing he had a gift. That is not going to happen to me!
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Lil: (pants heavily) Hiking bites.
Kimi: You said it.
[Bean walks towards them; they straighten up.]
Chance: You girls need a rest?
Kimi: No way.
Lil: I could go for miles!
[Bean and Chance leave; Lil faints.]
Kimi: You said it.
[Bean walks towards them; they straighten up.]
Chance: You girls need a rest?
Kimi: No way.
Lil: I could go for miles!
[Bean and Chance leave; Lil faints.]
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Susie: Chance, who's the main character in the play?
Chance: Eliza Lockheart.
Angelica: That's who I'll be playing.
Susie and Howard: You wish!
[Tommy rotates Chuckie's glasses.]
Howard: That part is mine, sisters!
Chance: Eliza Lockheart.
Angelica: That's who I'll be playing.
Susie and Howard: You wish!
[Tommy rotates Chuckie's glasses.]
Howard: That part is mine, sisters!
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Tommy: Chance busted you for bailing out on rehearsal. He's gonna make you scrape gum off the theater seats.
Chuckie: I think it's my banishment!
Tommy: A coat? COAT. COAT!
Chuckie: Index cards, paper, pen, and scissors, and crayons or markers.
Chuckie: I think it's my banishment!
Tommy: A coat? COAT. COAT!
Chuckie: Index cards, paper, pen, and scissors, and crayons or markers.
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Tommy: The only scary thing about this place is that we'll be performing the worst musical ever written in front of a live audience!
Dil: It pains me, T'. So young. So cynical.
Dil: It pains me, T'. So young. So cynical.
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Tommy: Boy, pretty scary, huh?
Phil: The rock thing? Yeah.
Tommy: No, the triple negative thing. (immitates accent) "Don't never got no brain or nothin'!" Not easy to pull off but fun to say.
Phil, Tommy, and Chuckie: (immitates accent) Don't never got no brain or nothin'!
Phil: The rock thing? Yeah.
Tommy: No, the triple negative thing. (immitates accent) "Don't never got no brain or nothin'!" Not easy to pull off but fun to say.
Phil, Tommy, and Chuckie: (immitates accent) Don't never got no brain or nothin'!
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Tommy: Who's gonna name their kid, Kevin?
Kimi: I am. Is that the rule?
Chuckie: This does not look good.
Kimi: I am. Is that the rule?
Chuckie: This does not look good.
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[The kids, including the rules of, Chuckie would bless God for all his part of gold and life]
Angelica: Next up, London! I'll hoist the mainsail!
Kimi: I'll pop the popcorn!
Chuckie: I'll get the moist towelettes!
Someone off-screen: SHEERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte: Hang on, it is that was "money is no object".
Angelica: Next up, London! I'll hoist the mainsail!
Kimi: I'll pop the popcorn!
Chuckie: I'll get the moist towelettes!
Someone off-screen: SHEERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte: Hang on, it is that was "money is no object".
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[Chuckie and friends go out to camp]
Chuckie: It's a good thing a campfire is NOT a good place for a snowman.
Tommy: Nope. Campfires are not a good place for snowmen.
Angelica: No, campfires always make the snowmen melting.
Kimi: Hmm.
Phil: We gotta get out of here!
Lil: What are you talking about? We need more cheesy puffs!
Susie: Yeah! And root beer!
Chuckie: It's a good thing a campfire is NOT a good place for a snowman.
Tommy: Nope. Campfires are not a good place for snowmen.
Angelica: No, campfires always make the snowmen melting.
Kimi: Hmm.
Phil: We gotta get out of here!
Lil: What are you talking about? We need more cheesy puffs!
Susie: Yeah! And root beer!
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Chuckie: I thought I told you guys, no more cheesy puffs, you guys eat them all last night!!
Tommy: Yeah! Me too!
Tommy: Yeah! Me too!
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Angelica: But were going to the Quaker Oats Cereal Box Sweepstakes!
Kimi: Me too!
Phil: Me three!
Lil: Me four!
Susie: Me five!
Chuckie and Tommy: But the other men don't let us go to the sweepstakes.
Kimi: Me too!
Phil: Me three!
Lil: Me four!
Susie: Me five!
Chuckie and Tommy: But the other men don't let us go to the sweepstakes.
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[The next day, at the Doylie's grocery store, Chuckie and Tommy buy some groceries]
Chuckie: It is hard?
Tommy: Yeah!
Chuckie: Here's a shoping list.
Tommy: (reads the shopping list) Eggs. Cheese. Milk. Peanut Butter. Bananas. Apples. And Cheesy Puffs.
Chuckie: It is hard?
Tommy: Yeah!
Chuckie: Here's a shoping list.
Tommy: (reads the shopping list) Eggs. Cheese. Milk. Peanut Butter. Bananas. Apples. And Cheesy Puffs.
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Tommy: We were solving a science question! Uh, we found out that p-pudding travels three times farther when shot out of a straw in your nose than uh, straw in your mouth!
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Pangborn: Now, where was I?
Tommy: (immitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.
Pangborn: Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)
Chuckie: Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?
Pangborn: No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.
Chuckie: I guess that's important, huh?
Pangborn: Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!
Tommy: Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.
Pangborn: And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!
[Tommy and Chuckie gasp.]
Pangborn: I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?
Tommy: (immitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.
Pangborn: Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)
Chuckie: Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?
Pangborn: No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.
Chuckie: I guess that's important, huh?
Pangborn: Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!
Tommy: Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.
Pangborn: And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!
[Tommy and Chuckie gasp.]
Pangborn: I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?
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Didi: Oh, yes! I remember reading about that in Beyond Lipshitz. Parents should hold family hours to encourage a sincere and sharing dialogue with their children.
Chaz: That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight. Really get Chuckie to...talk back!
Betty: If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.
Chaz: But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!
Betty: Only if that they catch at it, Chazzie!
Chaz: That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight. Really get Chuckie to...talk back!
Betty: If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.
Chaz: But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!
Betty: Only if that they catch at it, Chazzie!
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Angelica: Cynthia! CYNTHIA!
Harold: Who?
Angelica: You don't know her, old friend.
Harold: Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!
Harold: Who?
Angelica: You don't know her, old friend.
Harold: Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!
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Angelica: Impressive how you figured out where Cynthia is, Susie!
Susie: (says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.
Susie: (says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.
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Susie: Just be honest! Nothing wins people over like a warm smile, sincerity, and... (pauses at Angelica's glare) Maybe I'd better do it.
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Angelica: Okay, so it's not like I haven't noticed how maybe sometimes, every now and then, I may get on people's nerves, but never Cynthia's!
Harold: But Cynthia's a doll, so technically, she doesn't have nerves.
Harold: But Cynthia's a doll, so technically, she doesn't have nerves.
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Pangborn: By accidentally erasing my digital organizer, they've given me back my life! Pangborn is reborn! (laughs) I even picked out my socks this morning.
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Chaz: Who's Elmira?
Pangborn: (pets his hanging plant) Her leafy tendrils brush my... (meanwhile, Stu, Didi, and Chaz usher Tommy and Chuckie out of Pangborn's office)
Pangborn: (pets his hanging plant) Her leafy tendrils brush my... (meanwhile, Stu, Didi, and Chaz usher Tommy and Chuckie out of Pangborn's office)
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Kimi: Would you listen to those guys?
Lil: (laughs) Yeah. We can win this Space Race on pure girls-are-obviously-smarter-than-boys power.
Lil: (laughs) Yeah. We can win this Space Race on pure girls-are-obviously-smarter-than-boys power.
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Tommy: I call it the Socks-o-matic. Got the idea from Chuckie. Automatically sorts socks by color and texture so no one has to suffer a fashion tragedy again. (Chuckie lifts his pants to reveal mismatched socks)
Chuckie: Hey, who're calling a tragedy?
Chuckie: Hey, who're calling a tragedy?
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Tommy: Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.
Chuckie: Worse even!
Phil: Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.
[Tommy and Chuckie drop their milk in disgust.]
Chuckie: Worse even!
Phil: Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.
[Tommy and Chuckie drop their milk in disgust.]
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