All My Children Quote
Simone Torres: You know no-one is going to buy it. I would never need to be artificially inseminated. You know this could decimate my love life. Not to mention my threshhold for pain is like non-existent. I practically passed out when you stomped on my foot! I can't survive childbirth!
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: [from the bedroom] Just because you're being inseminated doesn't mean you're having the baby.
Simone Torres: Get in here and explain that. I'm definitely gonna need you to draw pictures.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Brace yourself! [Greenlee comes out of the bedroom disguised as Simone]
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Hi, I'm Simone Torres. Glad to meet you. Like looking in a mirror isn't it?
Simone Torres: Oh, God I hope not.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Maybe it's the inner you. Be very afraid.
TV Show: All My Children
