Ally McBeal Quotes

Ally McBeal: Here I am, the victim of my own choices. And I'm just starting.

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Ally McBeal: Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.

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Ally McBeal: Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction.

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Ally McBeal: Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.

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Ally McBeal: When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

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John "The Biscuit" Cage: [to Nelle] I'd sooner puke my intestines and snorkel in them than see you naked.

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Ling Woo: Nelle is like a sister; when she's in pain, I throw up!

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Rabbi Stern: Are you always such a bitchy little thing?
Ally McBeal: Bitchy?
Rabbi Stern: Coming in here, insulting the Talmud, insulting me!
Ally McBeal: What kind of rabbi calls somebody bitchy?
Rabbi Stern: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Ally McBeal: 'Cause I'm bitchy? God has no love for the bitchy?
Rabbi Stern: Get out.

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[Fishism]
Richard Fish: John, if you don't like who you are, if you're truly unhappy with your life, it only means you're ready to have children.

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[Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair]
Ally McBeal: It's official: I HATE her!

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Ally McBeal: You only die once!

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Ally McBeal: When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

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Ally McBeal: Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.

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Renée Radick: People think you're strange, you know. Just, just sit there and don't talk.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I am an enigma.
Renée Radick: You're a cute little enigma.

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John: [about Santa Claus] A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk.

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John: If you think back, and replay your year - if it doesn't bring you tears of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted.

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Richard: You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. Fishism.

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Ally McBeal: There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!

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Ally McBeal: We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.

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Ally McBeal: I like being a mess. It's who I am.

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Ally McBeal: I've been dumped before, Renee. This isn't pain I'm feeling, it's nostalgia.

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Ally McBeal: I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume - you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?

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Ally McBeal: Here I am, the victim of my own choices. And I'm just starting.

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Ally McBeal: Maybe I'm happy and I just don't know it.

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Ally McBeal: The real truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content. Because, then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun. The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. What do you know? I'm having a great time and I don't even know it.

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Ally McBeal: Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.

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Ally McBeal: [about Billy] He wants to have his cake and not eat me.

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Ally McBeal: Hi! I'm Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Here's my card.

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Ally McBeal: Wow... I have a boyfriend.

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[Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair]
Ally McBeal: It's official: I HATE her!

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