Amazing Race Quotes

Drew: I just don't think the city's [Paris] anything special. I rate it no better than SoHo.
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Drew: Geez, why did I think it was gonna be an old guy who looked like Ben Franklin?
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Joe: I can't wait to see the big pendulum!
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Margarita: Do you need me?
Frank: I just need your brain, I don't need your emotions.
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Rob: The Guidos try to hold other people back with deceit and trickery.
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Joe: Bonjour! Bonjour! Hey, big strong guys like you, how come you're not doing the steps? Don’t you need a little aerobic exercise?
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Joe: They don’t know Paris, and they don't know where they're going.
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Joe: It would be just our luck to lose this thing in Paris when we lived here for two years.
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Drew: Who's better than us, here, on top of the South of France? With everybody lookin' at our behinds, no less.
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Mayor of Les Baux de Provence: Welcome. You are --
Joe: We're team number three!
Mayor of Les Baux de Provence: You are team number four.
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Brenda: Who knew that there were two Foucault pendulums in Paris?
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Margarita: It wasn't about not working together.
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Joe: It's about winning now. It's about winning and not letting anybody else win.
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Margaretta: David and I have been married for forty years. We're just doing our normal thing. There's nothing on this trip that will make or break us.
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Bill: Control the game, period. Play the game our way. Group Guido arranged the whole passage. No one can leave without this ticket. I controlled the group, intimidated the whole group by speaking French for two hours to the people that were there, also leaving doubt in their mind what I was doing. The other contestants? Of course, we're playing them like a violin, you know?
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Lenny: I want to rip their heads off and show them their hearts.
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Drew: What does it say? "Go Here"? Oh. I thought it said "Go Home".
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Paul: They were rippin' my skin off.
Amie: Really? Mine was pretty nice.
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Drew: You saw what that was like in Midnight Express.
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Joe: The first circle inside the big concentric circle!
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Emily: [after lighting the Coliseum on fire] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, stop!
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Kevin: I thought I heard him. You can't miss that mouth.
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Kevin: Take the elevator to the Coliseum floor!
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Frank: Pit Of Death, here I come.
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Amie: I'll do it. I gotta pee, but I'll do it.
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Amie: Olympic torch, kiddos!
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Phil: David and Margaretta, you're the last team to arrive at this leg. You've been eliminated, I'm sorry to tell you that.
Dave: And I'm sorry to hear it. But I want to tell you, this is a tough group to compete against, and I don't think it's any disgrace to lose to them. They're all great people, and we did our best, and we wish them lots of luck.
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Colin: My ox is broken!
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EPISODE 1
Ari: [to donkey] If you lose this race for us, I'm going to kick your ass.
Ari: "You listen right here. You make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you."
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Nathan: Gosh!
Jennifer: Come on sweetheart
Nathan: GOSH!
Jennifer: You can't yell like that!
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