American Beauty Quote
Carolyn Burnham : What are you doing?
Lester Burnham : Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham : You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham : I was not.
Carolyn Burnham : Yes you were!
Lester Burnham : Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
Lester Burnham : Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham : You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham : I was not.
Carolyn Burnham : Yes you were!
Lester Burnham : Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
Movie: American Beauty