American Dad! Quote
Stan: Francine, you be careful when out there today; we're at terror alert orange! Which means something could go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, SO LOOK SHARP!
Hayley: You know, Dad, it's great that you and your CIA buddies have made up some fun little way to keep the masses paralyzed in fear.
Stan: You like shaving your armpits, Hayley? Huh? 'Cause if the terrorists take over this country, that's the first thing to go! [the toaster pops up its products and Stan quickly takes out his gun and shoots it numerous times, destroying the toaster and nearly the toast]
Hayley: [staring at Stan in shock with the rest of the family] It's just toast, Dad.
Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley...This time!
Francine: It's okay. This one will be mine. [claims the shot-up toast]
Hayley: You know, Dad, it's great that you and your CIA buddies have made up some fun little way to keep the masses paralyzed in fear.
Stan: You like shaving your armpits, Hayley? Huh? 'Cause if the terrorists take over this country, that's the first thing to go! [the toaster pops up its products and Stan quickly takes out his gun and shoots it numerous times, destroying the toaster and nearly the toast]
Hayley: [staring at Stan in shock with the rest of the family] It's just toast, Dad.
Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley...This time!
Francine: It's okay. This one will be mine. [claims the shot-up toast]
TV Show: American Dad!
