American Dad! Quote
Roger: I want a popcorn maker for my attic.
Stan: Don't be stupid, Roger. The attic is above sea level, and popcorn doesn't pop above sea level. I know, I've spent time in Denver.
[Steve is confronting Roger after the stock that Roger invests in plummets to zero.]
Steve: What the hell was that?! You said "SJP" was a sure thing!
Roger: I don't get it... SJP is in the new Spielberg movie! It's gonna be great!
Steve: What?! "SJP" is a Canadian chiropractic supplies company!
Roger: Isn't this the Hollywood Stock Exchange? You know, where you trade celebrities based on their careers?
Steve: What?! No!
Roger: Oh... then what is all this?
Steve: This is the New York Stock Exchange!
Roger: You mean like on Wall Street?
[Steve and Roger are standing in the rain in New York]
Roger: We're gonna make through this. We still have twenty bucks. In this town, with our brains, we'll turn it into a millions in no time. [turns to the kiosk behind him] I'll have the new issue of Cherry, and keep the change, my good man.
Steve: Roger!
Roger: Steve, it's a special big butts collector's issue. Someday it'll be worth a fortune. Now we play the waiting game.
[In the Kitchen, Francine turns around to face Stan, smashing a plate]
Francine: I WANTED TO GO GET HIM! I WANTED TO BRING HIM INSIDE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME!!! OUR BABY'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Stan (close to tears): Don't you think I know that?!?!
Stan: Don't be stupid, Roger. The attic is above sea level, and popcorn doesn't pop above sea level. I know, I've spent time in Denver.
[Steve is confronting Roger after the stock that Roger invests in plummets to zero.]
Steve: What the hell was that?! You said "SJP" was a sure thing!
Roger: I don't get it... SJP is in the new Spielberg movie! It's gonna be great!
Steve: What?! "SJP" is a Canadian chiropractic supplies company!
Roger: Isn't this the Hollywood Stock Exchange? You know, where you trade celebrities based on their careers?
Steve: What?! No!
Roger: Oh... then what is all this?
Steve: This is the New York Stock Exchange!
Roger: You mean like on Wall Street?
[Steve and Roger are standing in the rain in New York]
Roger: We're gonna make through this. We still have twenty bucks. In this town, with our brains, we'll turn it into a millions in no time. [turns to the kiosk behind him] I'll have the new issue of Cherry, and keep the change, my good man.
Steve: Roger!
Roger: Steve, it's a special big butts collector's issue. Someday it'll be worth a fortune. Now we play the waiting game.
[In the Kitchen, Francine turns around to face Stan, smashing a plate]
Francine: I WANTED TO GO GET HIM! I WANTED TO BRING HIM INSIDE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME!!! OUR BABY'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Stan (close to tears): Don't you think I know that?!?!
TV Show: American Dad!
