American Ultra Quote
Sheriff Watts: How many times have you been in this station, Mike? Since you were 22? Your probation officer must be the Michael Jordan of bullshitters because I've never seen you gone more than a couple of hours. Mike, tell me you didn't kill these people.
Phoebe: They attacked him. He was defending himself.
Sheriff Watts: Excuse me?
Phoebe: What was he supposed to do?
Sheriff Watts: You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?
Mike Howell: It was just a thing. It was just a thing that happened. I didn't mean to.
Sheriff Watts: You didn't mean to? Two men are dead, Mike. There's no walking away this time.
Phoebe: They attacked him. He was defending himself.
Sheriff Watts: Excuse me?
Phoebe: What was he supposed to do?
Sheriff Watts: You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?
Mike Howell: It was just a thing. It was just a thing that happened. I didn't mean to.
Sheriff Watts: You didn't mean to? Two men are dead, Mike. There's no walking away this time.
Movie: American Ultra
