Greg: I think you're making me want to be an asshole, but I don't know why.
Movie: Amity
Greg: Do you know how Indians get their names?
Michael: You mean my ancestors?
Greg: So I'm already offending you.
Michael: And just to avoid further embarrassment, the other half is Polish.
Movie: Amity
Greg: You rent a limo to have a good time but most limo drivers are boring. Why not have a guy with a good personality who can be part of the party?
Michael: Probably because he has to be the one driving the limo.
Movie: Amity
