Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Quotes
ESPN Reporter: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting you spine from your dead body.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Freddie Shapp: Oh, hey Linda. I wanna introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Linda Jackson: Hello Mr. Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, black. You're black. [Linda laughs awkwardly]
Ron Burgundy: I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't stop saying: black.
Linda Jackson: Is this for real?
Freddie Shapp: I'm sorry.
Linda Jackson: [angry]No it's okay. Okay. So you have a black boss. And it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out?
Ron Burgundy: A little bit.
Linda Jackson: Are you freaked out?
Ron Burgundy: To be honest
Linda Jackson: [yells]Is it freaking you out?
Champ Kind: Oh! She's got a knife! [Brick hides behind a couch]
Ron Burgundy: I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick.
Linda Jackson: We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now if you don't, I am gonna be icy and unpleasant. You dig?
Ron Burgundy: I dig. We all dig.
Linda Jackson: Hello Mr. Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, black. You're black. [Linda laughs awkwardly]
Ron Burgundy: I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't stop saying: black.
Linda Jackson: Is this for real?
Freddie Shapp: I'm sorry.
Linda Jackson: [angry]No it's okay. Okay. So you have a black boss. And it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out?
Ron Burgundy: A little bit.
Linda Jackson: Are you freaked out?
Ron Burgundy: To be honest
Linda Jackson: [yells]Is it freaking you out?
Champ Kind: Oh! She's got a knife! [Brick hides behind a couch]
Ron Burgundy: I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick.
Linda Jackson: We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now if you don't, I am gonna be icy and unpleasant. You dig?
Ron Burgundy: I dig. We all dig.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Walter Burgundy: Goodbye Doby. I hope you eat lots of fish and people.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Brick Tamland: The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy: All right, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return. People will die.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: I'm so horny right now.
Ron Burgundy: Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no touching of the hair and face.
CBC News Anchor: Come on. What do we look like, rookies?
CBC News Anchor ,
Canadian Anchor: Sorry.
Ron Burgundy: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: [on top of the Flatiron Building; yells]I am El Trousias! Hear my siren song! [plays the battle song]
ESPN Reporter: El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: That means you can start.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: I'm so horny right now.
Ron Burgundy: Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no touching of the hair and face.
CBC News Anchor: Come on. What do we look like, rookies?
CBC News Anchor ,
Canadian Anchor: Sorry.
Ron Burgundy: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: [on top of the Flatiron Building; yells]I am El Trousias! Hear my siren song! [plays the battle song]
ESPN Reporter: El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: That means you can start.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
[giving the sports recap, featuring several home runs in rapid succession]Champ Kind: Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Back to you Ron.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Freddie Shapp: Uh Ron, Jack Lame is wondering if he can pronounce his name Jack Lah-may
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Chani LastnamÚ: Last night a bird chased me home, and I wished it was you.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy: Don't just have a great night, have an *American* night.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy: [repeated line, when he first meets Linda]Black!
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy: [when coming up with name suggestions for Jack Lime]How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Brian Fantana: [referring to Jill and Wendy]I like the way they're put together.
Champ Kind: I like fighting girls.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: You eat pussy?
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: You're gonna.
Champ Kind: I like fighting girls.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: You eat pussy?
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: You're gonna.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Wes Mantooth: The greatest city in the history of the Earth.
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy: If I win, you must change your name legally to Jack LAME!
Movie: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues