And Now for Something Completely Different Quotes
Customer: [walks into pet store] Uh, excuse me, miss?
Owner: [looks up] What'd you mean miss?
Customer: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I... I have a cold.
Owner: [looks up] What'd you mean miss?
Customer: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I... I have a cold.
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Woman: Agnes! Did you see who moved in next door?
Agnes: Yes, black as the ace of spades, they were.
Woman: Oh, well. There goes the neighborhood!
Agnes: Yes, black as the ace of spades, they were.
Woman: Oh, well. There goes the neighborhood!
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[we see forest]
Announcer: There are 47 people in this scene, all of which are not seen... would Mr. Jenkin please stand up please? [Mr. Jenkin stands up and is shot]
Announcer: There are 47 people in this scene, all of which are not seen... would Mr. Jenkin please stand up please? [Mr. Jenkin stands up and is shot]
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[a vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]
Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU! [the vicar and the keep-left signs depart]
Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU! [the vicar and the keep-left signs depart]
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