Andromeda Quotes
Harper: It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.
Beka: I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.
Beka: I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.
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Beka: Careful, Harper. That is one of Trance's plants.
Harper: I know.
Beka: She loves them.
Harper: I know.
Beka: She gives them names.
Harper: Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good. It goes in here... [Plant disappears] ...and it comes out there. [Plant reappears and explodes]
Beka: I believe she called that one "Walter".
Harper: I know.
Beka: She loves them.
Harper: I know.
Beka: She gives them names.
Harper: Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good. It goes in here... [Plant disappears] ...and it comes out there. [Plant reappears and explodes]
Beka: I believe she called that one "Walter".
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Dylan: [to Rommie] When I touch you, do you feel me, or do you measure the pressure of my fingers against your skin? When I speak, do you hear me, or do you interpret an acoustic wave? I can't be objective about this, I'm not a machine.
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Hohne: I must say, the prospect of tearing you apart particle by particle and re-assembling you on a ship 300 years in the past is quite exhilarating. We admire your devotion to science.
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Warden: The majority of prisoners benefit from the smooth and efficient operation of the system. You are disrupting it. Why can't I make you understand that?
Jessa: Poor communication skills?
Jessa: Poor communication skills?
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Harper: Which explains why the two fish-necks get to hang out with the hot chick with the lungs. In fact, I think I will sit next to the lung lady.
Rommie: And create a major diplomatic incident? I don't think so.
Rommie: And create a major diplomatic incident? I don't think so.
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Beka: What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?
Rommie: Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?
Rommie: Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?
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Harper: Interplanetary pitchman, Seamus Harper.
Beka: I'm sorry. Was that Seamus or "Shameless" Harper?
Beka: I'm sorry. Was that Seamus or "Shameless" Harper?
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Tyr: I think that's the most pathetic and ill-planned excuse for an assassination I've ever seen. And... I speak as one who has had some... slight... experience in these matters.
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Yau: Assassins have been known to be eccentric.
Harper: Not Tyr. Err, overbearing, self-righteous, vain, vicious, brutal, way too serious and a little big, but eccentric? No.
Harper: Not Tyr. Err, overbearing, self-righteous, vain, vicious, brutal, way too serious and a little big, but eccentric? No.
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Beka: Hey, I read the first officer's job description. 'Playing Devil's Advocate' – it's on page three.
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Rommie: What is it Rev Bem always says? The universe doesn't always give you what you want. It gives you what you need.
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Harper: [Regarding a list of much-needed but expensive parts for the Andromeda] OK, I can get most of this stuff, but we'll have to rig for a quick getaway.
Rev: Harper –
Dylan: Harper, we're not gonna steal anything.
Rev: Thank you.
Tyr: Well, what would you suggest?
Dylan: There's an old Earth custom, Tyr. It's called a garage sale.
Tyr: What's a garage?
Rev: Harper –
Dylan: Harper, we're not gonna steal anything.
Rev: Thank you.
Tyr: Well, what would you suggest?
Dylan: There's an old Earth custom, Tyr. It's called a garage sale.
Tyr: What's a garage?
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Thug: C'mon baby, gimme some sugar. [Beka extends a forcelance] What the hell is that?
Beka: Sugarcane.
Beka: Sugarcane.
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Beka: Trance, do not let him buy you off with a backrub. This is Sam Profit we're dealing with.
Trance: I think you're just cranky from the gravity. Why don't you just think of it as a way of decreasing his corporate resources? [to the masseur] Now, let's start with the tail.
Trance: I think you're just cranky from the gravity. Why don't you just think of it as a way of decreasing his corporate resources? [to the masseur] Now, let's start with the tail.
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Sid: Tell me about Ignatius. I..I'm really sorry that I missed his funeral.
Beka: You didn't miss much. "Eject cargo pod: Yes/No"
Beka: You didn't miss much. "Eject cargo pod: Yes/No"
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Sid: Flash. It's the ultimate edge. You'll love it. 5 milligrams today, 5 milligrams tomorrow, and the next day you will be selling your first born for just 1 milligram more.
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Tyr: I think it's quite possible she may have taken advantage of your generosity and gone back into business for herself.
Dylan: Because that's what you would do?
Tyr: Not after warning you.
Dylan: Because that's what you would do?
Tyr: Not after warning you.
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Sid: My feeling is that when it comes to destroying evidence, nothing beats a sun.
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Rev: I've discovered something disturbing about Lt. Pearce.
Harper: What, that she's a psychotic android with a grudge?
Rev: I was going to say that she's not on the crew manifest.
Harper: What, that she's a psychotic android with a grudge?
Rev: I was going to say that she's not on the crew manifest.
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Beka: You missed Tyr's cavalry act.
Tyr: They were playing Wagner. It's the most fun I've had in about six months.
Tyr: They were playing Wagner. It's the most fun I've had in about six months.
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Tyr: I'll teach you rule Number 1. You never aim a gun at someone unless you intend to use it.
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Hanno: Be careful. I might live up to your expectations.
Tyr: Or, you might not live at all.
Tyr: Or, you might not live at all.
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Beka: Your entire crew has an ulterior motive. Rev Bem wants to use your Commonwealth to spread his faith. Harper is in lust with your ship. Tyr is always plotting something, and God only knows what the purple one is up to. Does it really surprise you to find out that I'm no different?
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Beka: So, what's the verdict?
Tyr: He's dead.
Beka: Yeah, I meant what killed him?
Tyr: What didn't kill him? We've got stab wounds, laser and radiation burns, this appears to be some sort of residual neurotoxin. And these pinpoint wounds, I've never seen anything like them.
Beka: Weird. Perseids can be annoying, but this is just ridiculous.
Tyr: He's dead.
Beka: Yeah, I meant what killed him?
Tyr: What didn't kill him? We've got stab wounds, laser and radiation burns, this appears to be some sort of residual neurotoxin. And these pinpoint wounds, I've never seen anything like them.
Beka: Weird. Perseids can be annoying, but this is just ridiculous.
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