Annie Hall Quote
[ Alvy confronts Annie about having an affair ]
Alvy Singer : Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.
Annie Hall : Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.
Alvy Singer : Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...
Annie Hall : Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.
Alvy Singer : What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
Annie Hall : Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.
Alvy Singer : Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Annie Hall : We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
Alvy Singer : "Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.
Annie Hall : Who cares? Who cares?
Alvy Singer : Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.
Annie Hall : You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.
Alvy Singer : Dav - you call your teacher David?
Annie Hall : It's his name.
Alvy Singer : It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?
Alvy Singer : Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.
Annie Hall : Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.
Alvy Singer : Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...
Annie Hall : Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.
Alvy Singer : What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
Annie Hall : Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.
Alvy Singer : Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Annie Hall : We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
Alvy Singer : "Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.
Annie Hall : Who cares? Who cares?
Alvy Singer : Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.
Annie Hall : You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.
Alvy Singer : Dav - you call your teacher David?
Annie Hall : It's his name.
Alvy Singer : It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?
Movie: Annie Hall
