Ape Quotes

Armando: You're asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes? The answer is- a thousand times- YES!
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Dr. Zira: A marriage bed is made for two. But every damn morning, it's the woman who has to make it. We have heads as well as hands. I call upon men to let us use them!
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Dr. Zaius: Ah, yes - the young ape with a shovel. I hear you're planning another archeological expedition. Cornelius, a friendly word of warning - as you dig for artifacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation.
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Ursus: The only good human... is a dead human!
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Trevor Newandyke: Which is faster, Hot or Cold? [Silence from the audience]
Trevor Newandyke: Hot, because you can catch a cold! [a few polite giggles in the audience, followed by more silence]
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