Appropriate Behavior Quotes
Tibet: [Tibet is running an improbably sophisticated film-making class for 10-year-olds]Gracie, would you mind briefing our guest on today's project?
Grace: We are doing a shot for shot remake of a scene from The Birds.
Grace: We are doing a shot for shot remake of a scene from The Birds.
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Shirin: I find your anger *incredibly* sexy.
Maxine: Really?
Shirin: I hate so many things too. [They smooch]
Maxine: Really?
Shirin: I hate so many things too. [They smooch]
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Shirin: I'm just going to lie here and try to forget what it felt like to be loved.
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Shirin: This is so beautiful. No homo.
Maxine: What do you mean, No homo?
Shirin: Oh, you don't know what no homo is? Okay, so no homo is this thing that rappers say to each other to like nullify the gayness of their words. They could be like, those are some really fly jeans, man. No homo. or Your song touched me. No homo.
Maxine: Like, I like the way your dick tastes in my mouth. No homo. [Both crack-up]
Shirin: Exactly. [pause]
Shirin: I feel really lucky to have met you.
Maxine: No homo?
Shirin: Homo.
Maxine: What do you mean, No homo?
Shirin: Oh, you don't know what no homo is? Okay, so no homo is this thing that rappers say to each other to like nullify the gayness of their words. They could be like, those are some really fly jeans, man. No homo. or Your song touched me. No homo.
Maxine: Like, I like the way your dick tastes in my mouth. No homo. [Both crack-up]
Shirin: Exactly. [pause]
Shirin: I feel really lucky to have met you.
Maxine: No homo?
Shirin: Homo.
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Shirin: I love how none of your white shirts get those really annoying pit stains that mine always do.
Maxine: I love that you noticed that. [They kiss]
Maxine: I love that you noticed that. [They kiss]
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Maxine: I have something on my mind but it feels too scary to say out loud.
Shirin: Say it.
Maxine: Do you have something on your mind?
Shirin: Maybe?
Maxine: What?
Shirin: Don't be a pussy.
Maxine: Okay, let's say it at the same time on the count of three. One.
Maxine ,
Shirin: Two.
Shirin: I'm falling in love with you.
Maxine: [simultaneously]I'm thinking of transitioning into a man. [Both laugh]
Maxine: Of course, I'm falling in love with you.
Shirin: Say it.
Maxine: Do you have something on your mind?
Shirin: Maybe?
Maxine: What?
Shirin: Don't be a pussy.
Maxine: Okay, let's say it at the same time on the count of three. One.
Maxine ,
Shirin: Two.
Shirin: I'm falling in love with you.
Maxine: [simultaneously]I'm thinking of transitioning into a man. [Both laugh]
Maxine: Of course, I'm falling in love with you.
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Maxine: You are ruining my birthday.
Shirin: You're ruining my twenties.
Shirin: You're ruining my twenties.
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Nasrin: [Talking about Shirin]She was the only freshman in high school who could swim in the varsity team. And she didn't even take lessons.
Ali: Wow! That's a real resumÚ builder right there.
Ali: Wow! That's a real resumÚ builder right there.
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Shirin: I just hate the way dudes get when they can't maintain an erection.
Maxine: What do they get like?
Shirin: Oh, are you a gold star?
Maxine: No, I've had sex with men, just um... not the kind who go soft.
Maxine: What do they get like?
Shirin: Oh, are you a gold star?
Maxine: No, I've had sex with men, just um... not the kind who go soft.
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Maxine: Can't hold my thoughts still long enough to think them, I have to chase them.
Shirin: I know what you mean. The other day, I had a really good idea for a children's book while I was smoking weed and now I have no idea what it was.
Maxine: Keep smoking. You'll get it back.
Shirin: I know what you mean. The other day, I had a really good idea for a children's book while I was smoking weed and now I have no idea what it was.
Maxine: Keep smoking. You'll get it back.
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Maxine: You're such a jerk.
Shirin: You love it.
Maxine: Shirin.
Shirin: Yeah.
Maxine: We're the same kind of stoned person.
Shirin: You love it.
Maxine: Shirin.
Shirin: Yeah.
Maxine: We're the same kind of stoned person.
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Ted: Can I ask what you're having?
Shirin: The cheapest red they had.
Ted: How is it?
Shirin: Alcoholic. With an oaky finish.
Ted: Sounds good.
Shirin: Sorry, I'm not well versed in wine talk.
Ted: Oaky finish was a nice touch.
Shirin: The cheapest red they had.
Ted: How is it?
Shirin: Alcoholic. With an oaky finish.
Ted: Sounds good.
Shirin: Sorry, I'm not well versed in wine talk.
Ted: Oaky finish was a nice touch.
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